Why we don’t need Love?

Love, the entity that makes the world go round. Have you seen a person in love? Quite easily recognisable I might add. The eyes always give away the tale. There’s a spark of a different kind, a certain twinkle is present (as one of my friend put it) which otherwise you will never see. Haiti became a superpower, Uddhav and Raj are welcoming north-Indians to Bombay (not Mumbai), Salman and Katrina got married, Rahul Dravid scored the fastest century in cricket... “Who cares? I just want to look in your eyes all through my life.” Trust me. That’s the reaction you are going to get. Everything’s wonderful, you are happy and you want to keep your partner joyful, not a worry in the world but only till it lasts...

This blog is not for people in love or for people who think they are in love (huge number) for they are too deep into it and can’t be saved. This is for people who are looking for love or who think alike. So as i was saying everything is fine and dandy till it lasts and last it doesn’t. In the present generation a few months and if you are really lucky a few years is all you can hope for. For in sometime one of you will get bored and then leave the other. Love is a feeling, here today gone tomorrow and in present times, more so. What happens after that? You don’t remain you; you resort to ghastly acts to fill the void with unsuccessful results of course and in a split second your life is changed forever.

Don’t lose yourself on the way, don’t be dependent on anybody to live your life hell don’t be dependent on anything you can’t buy. For when you have everything and then suddenly you are left with nothing you tend to lose sanity. Try loving yourself, i know it’s hard to do but you are better off.

Now let’s not disappoint the ones in love. A piece of advice for you too. Don’t give up. Don’t give up on your love for the next guy/girl who gives you a little more attention. Don’t give up on your love for your parents or religion for parents are going to die one day and what are you left with then? Plus if they really love you they will understand. As for religion, read my next blog on religion and you will know why. Still really foolish. Hold onto it for nothing makes you happier than love. I can’t anymore, so if you can, do it morons. For the others pick up a hobby, get into a job that you like or travel. Don’t do drugs, alcohol or any other dreadful thing, leave that to me ha ha ha ha

There’s a little bit of him in all of us

When you are growing up, you always have somebody you look upto. For some people it’s their father or an elder sibling, some emulate the latest music sensation while some follow an actor. I fall in the last category. I first saw him in Fauji but my hero-worshipping days didn’t start there. It started when our family was watching Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman on the small brand new colour TV and my mother said aloud, “Aww…Wish I had a son like him.” That was one of the many times I was jealous of him but always admiration is what I was left with in the end. Also since then I was amazed at how every woman wanted him. Some wanted him as a son, some as the filmy lover but nevertheless wanted him in some way. And hereafter your life’s mission becomes, “How do I become Shahrukh Khan?”

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Doston ka Review

Been away for sometime now. Trying to figure things out and simply matargasti also. What did I figure out? Nothing really.

I have been reviewing movies for a while now and so I came out with this idea about reviewing my friends. Don’t worry it will not be the cheesy testimonies you find on Orkut. I will mostly talk about things that I won’t usually say to them. Some might get pissed off, some might want to defend themselves therefore I have decided to not take their names and I will address them as ‘it’ to hide their gender ha ha. Still wanna get pissed off, go ahead and be my guest. I am including very few people in this assessment so if you can’t find yourself don’t be disappointed just gimme a call and I will personally insult you. For those who are included, herein lies my opinion of you. Also I am not writing this to win the Booker prize, only to vent stuff so don’t look for literary genius here.

Lastly, I may be wrong but so may you…

Exhibit 1: It is an ego-maniacal loud mouth. I don’t know for what joy it wants to race with everybody in everything. Whether it be drinking or career or money you name it and it will want to overhaul you and take the lead. If it says it has downed 3 bottles of beer, ½ bottle of vodka and a quarter whiskey, the reality would be 4 pegs of Old Monk rum! One of the best story-tellers that I have ever met. It can easily go on hour after hour with stories of him and her, of this and that and I assure you that you won’t get bored. Mostly because the masala that is added. Also one of the very few people I know whose intelligence I respect.
Suggestion: Get rid of the pettiness, you are good enough.

Exhibit 2: It is irritating, loud, foolish, crazy and sometimes funnily preachy. The last point is because its own life is in doldrums and also because it tells you to do things that it itself never does properly. Also it has a horrible taste of partners (don’t know what else to say in place of gf/bf). I don’t know how, where and on what basis it chooses its partners. But they are appalling. I know it’s got a heart of gold but sometimes its antics become highly unbearable. Like Exhibit 1, adds too much masala in whatever it has to say almost to the point of you not believing in whatever it has to say. You always have to ask another person for the actual facts.
Suggestion: Sober down. Time to become humane.

Exhibit 3: It is the kid I will never have. Love it a lot and I still don’t know why. I find it rather selfish and know it doesn’t really care about me as much as I do for it. Nevertheless one of the people I look upto.
Suggestion: Loosen up a bit. Enjoy your life while it lasts. Parents pleasing is a tedious job and you can never do enough.

Exhibit 4: It is the person that has influenced my life in the highest degree. Whenever I am walking a certain road or when the weather changes to a more pleasant tone it pops up in my mind. Terribly hard to keep off your mind. Do I still love it? I don’t know anymore and I don’t wanna know. Have stopped thinking about this for I can do nothing about it. Nobody has made me happier or more miserable than it has. But nobody knows me more. We both are fools for not being together. For we are as perfect as perfect can be for each other. There are those who think they love then there are those who think they are loved. I pity them for I knew the real thing. Nevertheless I want it to be happy and lead its life to the fullest. I hope we remember each other with a smile on our faces throughout our life.
Suggestion: What do I suggest to a person who has made me what I am today? Smile on…

Love you guys :)