Why we don't need festivals

Some dude was born a million years ago. Result: Festival. Some dudette killed a bad guy. Result: Festival. Some dude won a war. Result: Festival. One day someone suddenly realized “I have been such a fucking prick, I should change”. Result: Festival.

Now do you realize how foolish you have been celebrating those days, priding yourself to be from that community, making life a living hell for those who don’t even care about your dudes and dudettes. I chose to write on this subject to expose mankind’s buffoonery when it comes to festivals. On top of that I live in a city which chooses to celebrate anything anytime its residents want to. The Ganesh chaturthi’s and the Kannada Rajyotsava’s seem never ending. Just when you think you have seen the last procession of the year, you see another moholla creating a din with as much gusto if not more then the previous ones.

All I am saying is not all of us are injected with the same fervour. Keep your manic celebrations to your home. You can have strippers and hookers parading your house if you want but keep it down. Moreover you completely fuck the environment in one day than the whole of Haiti does in a year. Also worth mentioning is the traffic violence that you put us through. Just a petition. Think about it.